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9 terms guys should understand

9 terms guys should understand.

1. Fine.
This is the word I use to end an argument when I am right, and you need to shut up.

2. Five minutes. (and the many variations ; 10 minutes, half an hour, etc)
If I am getting dressed to go out and you are on your way to pick me up, this means twice the amount of time. If you are punctual, you will have to wait. 5 minutes is only 5 minutes, when I, want you, to do something.

3. Nothing.
If I am not talking to you normally, nothing, always means something. If you do not know that, you.are.dumb. Fullstop.

4. Go ahead la.
This is a dare. Not permission. This normally means, dont do it, unless sex is something ur willing to live without.

5. Loud Sigh (usually followed with a shake of the head)
This is a word. Not some sort of body language that needs interpretation. A loud sigh, means I think you are an idiot, and I do not have a clue why I have even bothered trying to talk to you in the first place, when you are clearly deaf, blind and brain dead.

6. Hmm, that’s ok.
Dangerous. This indicates that you are off the hook for now, but I will return for revenge. This means you have done something so unbelievably stupid that I actually need to take time to think of a fitting punishment for you.

7. Thank you.
I’m thanking you. Be it sincere or not, I have thanked you. Take it and run. If you think you have gotten me a really bad present and I still say thank you, appreciate it for I have accepted your flaws and forgiven it for now.

8. Its ok, I’ll do it.
Very dangerous statement. This phrase is used when I have told you once, twice, thrice (and maybe even more times) to get something done, but because you are a lazy ass bastard haven’t done it, I have resorted to doing it myself. This will be followed by you asking me what’s wrong, and me saying NOTHING.

9. Whatever.
This is my way of saying Fuck You. I think this applies to most women, and so does some of the others stated above. So guys, learn.

body clock

I cant seem to re-adjust my body clock back to the local time. I seem to be stuck with falling asleep at 6 and getting up around 2. Perfect! If I live in Europe or something. Not too good since I am, in fact, here. Therefore, I have found quite a few ways to keep myself entertained through the wee hours of the morning. Here, are among the many wasteful things I have done.


– Self manicure at 2
– Hair straightening at 1
– Wardrobe re-arranging at 4
– Laundry at 5
– Painting at 12
– Cooking at 3
– Horror movies at 2
– Long shower at 4

I’ve even managed to almost memorise starworld programmes between 12 and 7. Yes, I wish I could fall asleep earlier as well. But unfortunately that will take some time, and a whole lot of persistence.

Just finished downloading the whole first season of Gossip Girls earlier, so I finally get to see the last few episodes after putting that on hold for about 3 months.

So it’s 2 in the morning. I’m alone in the hall. All the lights are off. I just get off the phone. And having finished GG, I decide to put on a movie to watch. The brother downloaded some weird show “Queen of the Damned” and I figured I’d see what it was.


*puts in disc*
*clicks “play”*
*waits for the movie to load*
*screams*
*puts off TV*


It was some freaky vampire sorta movie. Don’t know how it went, coz the first few seconds of the movie scared the SHIT out of me. Doubt it was any good anyways, or else I’d have heard of it. Freaky freaky song!! So I put in the closest disc to it and here I am, nervously blogging. Because this is what I do when I’m alone at home and scared! *pulls comforter over myself and disappears*


I want my baby!