Ron’s gone upstairs to do heaven knows what, the computer is left on with his MSN still logged in, and weggie goes online. What she doesn’t know is that I am now seated at the computer, not Ron.
Nat : Hie baby
Ron : Hello there. How are you?
Nat : I miss you….(goes on with mushiness)
Ron : This isn’t Ron. It’s his gf. I’m sorry, but who are you?
Nat : I’M HIS GF BITCH!!! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
Ron : No, i’m his gf.
Nat : BITCH TELL ME WHO U ARE!
Ron : Hehe. It’s fatso la, dont worry.
Nat : FUCK YOU!!
I know right, I’m so mean. The poor thing. I miss bullying her la. Couldn’t help it. So I signed on to my account later and after about like half an hour of cursing, she let me off the hook (: