When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who upset you.
When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile, I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
When you are scared, I will rag you about it every chance I get until you’re NOT.
When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
When you are confused, I will try to use only little words.
When you are sick, Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever you have.
When you fall, I will laugh at your clumsiness, but I promise that I will always help you up.
Because I wouldn’t be who I am today if it weren’t for y’all. XOXO