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Artie : You had me at sex tape. How can I help?
I’m going through a Glee phase. So i’m just sharing.
Kurt : You have a week to lose 10 pounds. It’s like trying to lose one of my butt cheeks.
Puck : Get ready black girl from Glee club whose name I can’t remember right now. The Puckster is about to make you his.
Finn : I figured we should name our baby something more original, poetic. Then I came up with the best baby name of all time. Drizzle!
Quinn : Drizzle?
Finn : Yeah, you know how awesome it is when it’s drizzling outside, but it’s not really raining, so it smells like rain, but you don’t need an umbrella to go outside!
Will : What do you say when you answer the phone?
Mercedes : What’s up?
Artie : Who dis be?
Kurt : No, she’s dead. This is her son.
Mr Hummel : If things get serious, use protection.
Britney : Does he mean like a burglar alarm?
Brittany : You’re pretty much the only guy in this school I haven’t made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that i know you’re not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Let me know if you wanna tap this.
Artie : Maybe if we seemed more dangerous, people would stop flushing my glasses down the toilet.
Sue : I just lost my train of thought because you have so much margarine in your hair.
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