Monthly Archives: August 2010

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I was going through my list of bookmarked pages to delete crap off. And for some reason, this was bookmarked. So I decided to share (since I get so many drunk calls from friends) Lol.
Laugh IT Out’s 15 rules of Drunk Dialing.
Before you go out getting sloppy drunk and start phoning every friend, family, relative or random person you can come across – there are a few rules you must know. Etiquette is very important, especially when drunk dialing.
  • Only drunk dial when you’re drunk. Everything else is false advertisement.
  • It’s okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don’t remember it, it didn’t happen.
  • If you’re going to drunk dial a family member, say something nice. Ex “Mom I’m in McDonald’s and they’re playing our song. I love you.”
  • Dirty talk while drunk dialing is always preferred. Who doesn’t want to hear raspy, phone sex voice at 3 in the morning asking to get bent over?
  • Voicemails are always better. This way your friends can let their friends have fun at your expense for days, or even weeks to come.
  • Drunk texting is okay, but only if you’re prepared to read what you wrote the next day when you sober up.
  • It is definitely a god idea to call all of your exes and remind them that you were the best lover they ever had, and everything they know they learnt from you. This way you can all sleep well at night.
  • You can also call this same ex and let them know, that you know, that they still love you. Then explain that I would still love me too!
  • If you are a frequent dialer, never get mad if someone dials you. Be happy they thought of you in this special time.
  • It’s always a good idea to sing on someone’s answering machine or voicemail. Especially a show tune.
  • Drunk dialing should be fun and light hearted, or dirty and sex crazed. Never angry.
  • Most likely you will never drunk dial your best friends. They’re usually the ones taking your phone away and reminding you that “you have a problem”.
  • If you deleted a number sober, it was probably for a good reason. Do not try to retrieve this number. Nothing good can come from it.
  • Always call someone you know. Dialing random numbers is a bad thing which usually leads to angry dialing.
  • If your cell phone dies, remember everything happens for a reason. Never borrow a friend’s. It’s karma.
Now have fun getting drunk y’all !!!
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WON!
Because she asked to be blogged about. And I happen to have the time.
Also coz I love her lots.
Tried to find a sweet looking sane picture, but couldn’t really. Guess it’s coz she’s pretty insane most of the time. There’s never a quiet moment around her. Well actually, sometimes it goes quiet, but she’s always the one that will burst out saying something silly, and then everyone laughs. One of the many things that make her so unique.
She’s like the best friend/sister that was always missing. Sucks again that I’m stuck in Penang and so many people that matter to me seem so far away. But I visit. And we hang out. And I crash at her place, whenever it’s not overrun by relatives. Hehe.
Don’t know if we’ve actually totally just hung out. And we’ve never really had time to go on an awesome long holiday. Yet still I have so many random memories of you. Probably best not to go to the “how we met” story. But it sure is great that we did!!

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Finally back from KL.
Haven’t done crazy like that in quite some time.
Mist on Friday with the girls.
Then spent time with Priya, sobered up and chilled by the pool before getting locked out of her room. Headed to TheZon after. Camera in my bag (which was in her room) unfortunately.
McDonalds in Bangsar with them.

That’s all for now. Gonna go try and catch up on some sleep.

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Dear me,
Life is too precious to for you to be worrying about stupid shit. Everything happens for a reason. Tears eventually fade and one day everything will be exactly how it’s supposed to be. Stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop trying to figure out precisely how you feel. And stop deciding with your mind what you want your heart to feel. Sometimes you just have to go with “Whatever happens, happens”. So have fun, get drunk, fall in love again. Say what you want to say and do what you want to do.

One Malaysia What?

I think this One Malaysia thing is bullshit. Really.
Was watching TV and some commercials just make me roll my eyes.
Do they really think colour doesn’t matter? Race? Culture? Religion? Coz if that’s what the government is trying to do, why do we have to fill up all that information when sitting for exams? Why’s there a quota system when it comes to almost everything?
I remember being told back in my school days that I’m lucky coz on paper I’m Indian. Coz if I was Chinese I’d have to compete harder to get into Universities. More smarter people meaning less places. Some of my chinese relatives even refer to me and my brother as kelenga kia. (meaning “indian kids” in a chinese dialect). Not directly to our faces, but relatives gossip and word gets around.
Don’t take this the wrong way. I don’t have much problems with racism. I’m racist myself too sometimes. I don’t think it’s nasty coz I’m racist towards some of my own kind as well. I just hate the fakeness of all these advertisements/slogans/campaigns. We’re not a country of people who love each other and just get along. We might be trying to get there, but we’re far from being “One Malaysia”. So why not save the advertising for then?
I also hate the Bumiputra term. Was I not born here? Am I not native?
If they’re trying to make us all feel like this is our country, then they should fucking do it right.
Stupid irritating commercials.
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