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68th Annual Golden Globe Awards

It’s that time of the year again. The Golden Globe Awards. I know many people look at stars walk down the red carpet in complete admiration. But seriously, am I the only one who thinks that there were more misses than hits this year? Come on. You know you want to agree!
Olivia Wilde – Julia Stiles – Eva Longoria – Halle Berry
For whatever reason it it, I quite like the dress Olivia Wilde has on. Very young, very sparkly. But maybe that’s just me being distracted by shiny things, like I always am. Black’s a safe colour, but WTF has Halle Berry got on?

Anne Hathaway – Sandra Bullock – Scarlett Johansson – Leighton Meester
I don’t know if I should say they were overdoing it or just flat out being boring. Is there such a thing as a mix of the two? This is a whole row of misses. So yeah, Sandra Bullock’s dress looks nice with all it’s embellishments, but worst hairstyle ever. And Leighton Meester looks like she forgot to get material for her dress and just went with her grandmother’s curtains.
Lea Michelle – Jenna Ushkowitz – Dianna Agron – Naya Rivera
Glee girls that managed to look sweet and elegant.
With the exception of Naya Rivera throwing her boobs in your face.
Jessalyn Gilsig – Heather Morris – Amber Riley – Jayma Mays
Crazy Terry Schuester managed to get it right, but the rest of them are clearly the Glee girls that would have had to stand in the back when the group pictures were being taken.
Nicole Kidman – Heidi Klum – Jennifer Lopez – Vanessa Williams
Good God. What’s with all the bland colours? Even the women known for aging gracefully decided to show up in less than spectacular dresses. I’m sorry Heidi Klum. Supermodel or not, that is not acceptable.

Catherine Zeta Jones – Mila Kunis – Angelina Jolie – Elisabeth Moss
Finally, some colour. And I can’t say I’m hating green that much right now. I don’t know what’s up with Angelina Jolie’s shoulder pads, but overall, the greens weren’t to bad. Wait, “greens” are never bad ;)

Christina Hendriks – January Jones – Natalie Portman – Emma Stone
I’m normally a fan of red. But maybe “Mad men” has actually driven its stars, mad. Christina Hendriks must have ripped material off January Jones’s dress to make that huge weird thing on her left shoulder. And just when you think it gets better with Natalie Portman’s preggers friendly dress, Emma Stone comes out of nowhere looking like she didn’t even put anything on. Orange dress to match fake orange tan. Good job.
But I think of all the stars that were seen at the 68th Annual Golden Globe awards, Megan Fox has earned herself a special mention for showing up with the most ridiculous accessory ever. Brian Austin Greene.

What happened to that youthful girl next door we all watched in Transformers? She’s looks plastic and almost anorexic in a dress that would have probably been a hit if it were on any other star. I used to be completely in love with her a few years back, but I can’t for the love of God, understand why anyone would think she’s still hot now.