Category Archives: random shit

Doce : A Tampon Too!

Day 12: Something you don’t leave the house without.

Haha. Can I say “clothes” and just leave it at that? Coz I’m pretty sure that’s the one thing I’d never ever leave the house without. I don’t have the confidence to walk out naked. Also, I’m not crazy.
Okay. Lets see. Up til the age of 18, I never carried a handbag. I put my purse in the back left pocket. My phone in the right front pocket. And that’s all I had to carry around. But then I started adding things to that list. Compact powder & mirror, cigarettes, camera. So I guess those are the things I don’t leave the house without. I don’t really bother checking my bag before leaving, but I know those things hardly ever leave my bag. I also have an eyeliner, a shaver, a spare tampon, panadol and a pair of earings, always in my bag. You never know when you may need one of those things.
No judging on the shaver, panadol and tampon part. They have actually come in handy. For myself and the people around me. Those are stories I shall save for another day ;)

Sometimes, Money = Happiness

Went post-Chinese-New-Year shopping today. Yay!
So here’s some of the stuff I bought.
(left) A couple of t-shirts. From random shops.
(right) Tube top that I already have in brown, which happens to be my fav one over the past year. And this hippy jumper thing. My favourite buy of the day. From Bead Zone.
(top) Super high heels with snake skin design, which Dinesh didn’t really like but I loved, so I got it.
(bottom) Really comfortable pretty flats. Both from Maldo.
(left) Funky top which also kinda passes as a dress.
(right) Formal-ish short dress. Really pretty. Both from the same shop. Can’t remember the name anymore.
And all this shopping was done in Prangin Mall. Yes. I know it’s not exactly the place you’d chose to hang out at. Now with Gurney, Queensbay and Straits Quay. But I still like shopping there. It’s kinda fun. And not too pricey as well.

Diez : Are You Afraid of The Dark?

Day 10: Something you’re afraid of.
This one was a little hard. Coz I’m not exactly afraid of anything in particular.
No Gymnophobia (nudity), Ailurophobia (cats), Algophobia (pain), Cataptrophobia (mirrors), Dipsophobia (drinking), Pteromerhanophobia (flying). None at all. I’m not the type of girl who screams when she sees a cockroach or rat. Sure it might make me jump, and if I could have it my way, I would not want to come across one like, ever. But if I do, it’s not going to make me cry or ruin my day.
I guess the biggest fear I have would be of the dark. Not like being-in-my-room-with-the-lights-off kinda dark. But like, being in the middle of sea, alone at night. Scares the shit out of me. Pools at night too. I can be in the shallow end, or like by the sea side, but I CAN NOT be in the water not knowing what’s under my treading feet. I get this weird feeling of someone or some creature swimming around under me and that it’s going to come up and grab me by my feet. Each and every time. Used to be a problem because my mum used to take us to the club house to teach us to swim after her work and that was usually about 7pm, just when the sun was setting. Thank god I wasn’t alone then, but still, you can’t imagine the happiness I felt when I finished learning how to swim and didn’t have to spend so much time there anymore!
So yeah. Now that everyone knows the thing I fear the most, please do not ask me to jump in a pool or go to the sea for a swim at night. Thank you :)

the Bong

Was going through a facebook friend’s photo album and I came across one of him standing in front of an entrance captioned “This was back when we were all doing the bong and I wanted to get at least one pic of me in front of Borsa
And I commented “what is, the bong?
Then he said “Lol..the bong is what u smoke ur weed with hun
Ahhhh. I’m having SUCH a slow day!!
I swear I thought “the bong” was a dance. You know, like ..when we were all doing “the salsa”.

candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!

When Ogden Nash comment that “candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker,” he was most definitely talking about alcohol as the liquid panty remover. It’s supposedly faster and more effective than with conversation, flowers or even dick jokes. Give a girl a shot of tequila and she’ll be giggling puddle of uninhibited goo the moment it hits her bloodstream, while men can slam back the rest of the bottle and still be ready for anything.
What Science says :
It’s true, but bot for the reason you’re thinking, which is most likely body size, right?
According to researchers, the real reason why women can’t hold their liquor as well as men is because men and women have very different water to fat ratios to their bodies. Men’s bodies are made up of about 52percent. While this doesn’t sound all that important, it basically means that male biology acts like a cheating bastard of a bartender, watering down every drink a guy consumes nearly 10 percent more than a woman’s internal barkeep.
Women are also lacking in the liver department. Specifically, they produce less of the liver enzyme dehydrogenate, which is that magical substance that converts alcohol into an inactive state and ensures you’re sober by the time Monday morning rolls around. Because they have less of the enzyme, women also feel the effects of alcohol much faster than men and it hits them harder.
So there’s a medical reason why there’s a drunk coed at every nightclub who will drunkenly protest she’s only had one little drink just before she passes out on the bar and shows everyone her business. A MEDICAL REASON, we tell you.
(Originally from Cracked)